They wanted to know- "Like, the American kind of St. Patrick, or the real thing?"
I said..."You know, the rainbow sort of St. Patrick."
There's your answer. They got pot of gold stories, rainbow noodles, and leprechaun masks among other fake-Irish Americanisms. But- truth be told- it was fun. And here's a tasty recipe for Irish Soda Bread (don't let the Vegan title freak you out from trying, it really was nice! And you can substitute regular milk if you like. Oh, and you can use butter....on your Vegan bread.... not that I did that.)